05 August 2004

--Updated (8/17/05)-- RED SOX NICKAMES



Here it is, the Red Sox nicknames list as used by Bullshit Memorial and The Broseph. Will be updated as needed.

Curt Schilling 38, SP- Moses, Sheeeee-ling
Tim Wakefield 49, SP- Wake, Wakey Wakey Eggs and Bakey
Bronson Arroyo 61, SP- Death Wish
Mike Timlin 50, RP- Skynyrd, Ol' Rebel, Timmy
Keith Foulke 29, RP- Braceface
David Ortiz 34, 1B/ DH- Big, Big Papi, Cookie Monster, Guy Smiley, O-Man
Mark Bellhorn 12, 2B- Earflaps
Bill Mueller 11, 3B- Little Billy Mueller, Li'l Bill, Pro, Mouthpiece of our Lord
Kevin Youkilis 20, 3B- Youks, Jelly, member: The Jew Crew
Jason Varitek 33, C- Tek, Tek Money, JV, The Haircut
Doug Mirabelli 28, C- Dougie, Beerbelly
Johnny Damon 18, CF- JD, Jades, The Flyin' Hawaiian, Johnny "Boom Boom" Damon, Grand Slam
Trot Nixon 7, RF- Trotsky, Haulin Ass
Manny Ramirez 24, LF/ DH- The Baby Bull, Aristedes
Kevin Millar 15, OF/ 1B/ DH- Millardass
Edgar Renteria 16, SS- Chopper
Matt Clement 30, SP- Zeke
David Wells 3, SP- Fatty-Fatty Fatfat, Orson
Chad Bradford 53, RP- (consonant)ad (consonant)adford; example- Tlad Fradford
Alex Cora 23, IF- Joey
Manny Delcarmen 57, RP- Little Manny
Jonathan Papelbon 58, SP- Blue
Gabe Kapler 44, OF- Superjew, Babe Kapler, Gabe Kkkcccchhhapler, member: The Jew Crew
Adam Stern 39, OF- King of all Media, member: The Jew Crew
Tony Graffanino 10, 2B- Tigah, Tiger Style
Mike Myers 36, RP- Psycho Killer
John Olerud 19, 1B- Olderdude
Anibal Sanchez 19, SP- Anibal "The Animal" Sanchez, OD Jr.

Gone, but not forgotten...
Pedro Martinez 45, SP- Petey, Messiah, Jesus
Derek Lowe 32, SP- D-Lo
Scott Williamson 48, RP- Willy, Big Willy
Pokey Reese 3, IF- Gumby
Orlando Cabrera 44, SS- Lando, Tony
Jose Offerman 30, IF- Awfulman, Hothands Jose Offerman, J-Off, The Hose, Garden Hose, Reverse MJ
Carl Everett 2, OF- Crazy Carl
Rey Sanchez 12, IF- Ol' Dirty Sanchez, Ol' Dirty
Brian Daubach 23, IF/OF- Dauber, Daubie Time
Rich Garces 34, RP- The Guap
John Burkett 19, SP- Toilet Paper, Old Man River
Cliff Floyd- Pink
Ramiro Mendoza 26, RP- Bulldoza
Doug Mientkiewicz 13, 1B- Eyechart, Mansandwich, Brodder, Malphabet
Jay Payton 44, OF- Sweetness
Ramon Vazquez 23, IF- Vaz
Byung Hyun Kim 51, RP- Burger King

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