23 August 2004

Since We're All Adults Here...

I typed in "Red Sox" into Google images. Here's one of the results:

Disgusting. Just absolutely disgusting.

It's always funny to see the "celebrity acts" that trot out for a big Republican event- it usually reads like a "I'm a Celebrity Get Me Out Of Here!"/ "Surreal Life" cast. Alas, this year's list does not disappoint. To wit:

Brooks & Dunn (that's Kix Brooks and Ronnie Dunn, of course)
Wayne Newton
Third Day (Christian rock group)
Lee Ann Womack
Laci Velasquez
Stephen Baldwin (!!)
Bo Derek
Michael W Smith (the knee-jerk "Christian rock" listing in BMG/ Columbia House CD Clubs)
Dexter Freebish
Darryl Worley

That's powerhouse. I mean, Newton's gonna be there... maybe I will wander on down to that Convention!

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